BY LAURIE D.
Bitching is a common occurrence built into humans to get crap off our chest. Most women want a chest and go to great lengths to get them. But, men do anything to get rid of theirs’. Man boobs. Yuk! Okay men with man boobs get them off your chest! Just bitch a little. I promise that bitching won’t get you the boobie prize. It will make your man boobs stand up and take notice!
Bitching at something or someone can aid one in controlling their temper, allow them to say how they feel and keep their shit from hitting the fan when the fan is on high. I know people that never bitch about anything which makes me wonder do they breath, eat and sleep? If my mouth is open I’m bitching about something 
However, I try to keep my bitching for important things like assholes that cut me off in traffic, people that flip me off because their turn signal doesn’t work, a cook at a fast-food joint that can’t determine that beef is not chicken, people that don’t take the time to listen because their mouths won’t shut up, and people who think that they are the only aliens on the planet.
Laughter is an important part of bitching. For example, you are walking around your home and it is dark. You are feeling around to get to the light switch and all of a sudden you step into something warm (not a fuzzy feeling). You have at least ten more steps to get to the switch and you wonder what the hell did you just step in? Quickly as possible you hop to the light switch and then you realize shit you just hopped into something with the foot you were hopping with too. So, you stand there in the dark with both feet tainted by a stench of shit. While bitching away about your stinky feet you laugh so hard the shit falls off one foot and you are free to hop again. What I am trying to get at is if both your feet are in something warm (not fuzzy) and it smells like shit, it is shit! So, appropriately this is a time to bitch. Don’t just walk around with shit on your feet in life bitch about it! Wiping your feet off by running through the grass can help too
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JC thanks for the post. I would like to do one once a month if you would take it? I have such a bitching time bitching for an article. I want to do radio one day. I can see it lights, Bitch with Dr. Laurie!I have already been asked to do a radio spot but it has never came to fruition yet.I hope your reader’s like the article. Have a bitching day.
Ya by all means. If you have an article you’re willing to let me put on my site, send it over. This goes to anyone too, if they’re looking to do guest posts I’m always willing to write posts or have them post on my site
JC,
I am very interested in writing another post soon. It is your turn! Bitch about something for me. It would be bitching of you. Oh, can you rate my blog? I am looking for new things to bitch about. I am running on low this month:)
Have you met a spewing Kathy? I found a few errors in my post but a bitchingRead.
what on earth is a spewing kathy? I’ve never heard that term in my life