“Puff, Puff, P
ass.”
Your kid isn’t going to run home and tell you they’re doing drugs. They’re going to be doing the exact opposite and doing everything in their power to hide it from you. Pamphlet’s don’t tell you all the signs, I’m going to tell you the signs and easiest way to tell they’re high and key words you need to pick up on.
Let’s start with weed, or marijuana. Smoking this stuff leaves an odour on clothes worse than smoking. If your kid is “baked” they’re going to want to hide that smell. Sometimes they’re going to spray on a lot of cologne or perfume, or even body spray like axe deodorant, and they’re going to put lots on to cover the smell.
The truth can be told in the eyes, they never lie. Sometimes their eyes are “bitched” which means they’re all red and blood shot. They can blame that on them sleeping or just waking up or it can be disguised with products like Visine. What can’t be disguised it how their eyes are “chinky” which means that their eyes are squinted all the time. I’m Asian so my eyes were always kind of squinty anyways but there’s bags under the eyes. Usually hidden pretty easily with sunglasses.
Smoking weed, or “blazing,” has a different high for different people. Some people get super lazy and don’t want to move, while others can’t stop giggling and laughing for no apparent reason. They’ll seem to talk slower and move a little slower than usual too. Sometimes they’ll eat nonstop junk food or anything around, this is called “munching out.” Coming down, or “burning out,” usually leaves them super lazy and all they’ll want to do is sleep.
That’s not all the drugs your teen may be doing, in the next part I’m going to be discussing ecstasy and magic mushrooms. Make sure you stay tuned for, “The Party Doesn’t Stop There.”
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