Let’s face it, hospital stays are pretty boring. You gotta keep yourself entertained somehow, here’s 7 ways I’ve kept myself entertained at the hospital
7. Turning your urine blue with Methylene Blue during a urine exam. WARNING: TAKE METHYLENE BLUE AT YOUR OWN RISK . Not usually for human consumption, and in fact it can probably kill you if you’re allergic to it but it turns your urine blue.
6. Eating a lot of beets and drinking red food coloring before a urine exam. What can I say about the look on the nurse’s face when you had her your cup filled with red pee. Bonus points if you scream while peeing into the cup.
5. Empty your prescription bottle somewhere safe and fill it with tic tacs. People give you funny looks when they think you’re taking too much medication.
4. Cough with your mouth open and say “Having Swine flu’s a bitch!” Pretty self explanatory, I can guarantee you’ll get dirty looks and maybe a nurse will even force you to wear a mask.
3. Put food coloring in the bathroom soap. Nothing’s funnier than watching everyone have colored hands, including the doctor.
2. Wet your hands and walk behind someone. Pretend to sneeze and flick the water on the back of their neck as you do it. Only thing worse than being coughed on is being sneezed on, or at least thinking you’ve been sneezed on.
1. Walking around with your hospital gown untied. If I have to stay overnight or at least long enough to warrant wearing a hospital gown, you can be sure I’m not going to tie it. Hospitals are boring, you gotta keep yourself entertained somehow. Just hope I don’t drop something and have to pick it up after
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