Every now and then you just get the urge to do something bad to that person you hate at work. You can’t do anything to them or it might cost you your job, so why not annoy the hell out of them and get satisfaction in knowing they’re burning up inside with annoyance. Or maybe you just feel like pissing off random people that day.
10. When someone is talking look over their shoulder and point in a direction asking them , “What is that?” Really get into it and toss in every now and then a, “It’s right there, how can you not see it?” See how long you can keep it up for.
9. When someone asks you about something or someone and you have no idea who or what they’re talking about, get really enthusiastic and play along using exactly what they said to you.
Man: Do you remember that show with that guy that wore the red hat, I can’t remember what it’s called?
You: Oh yeah, I know what you’re talking about. It was that guy and he wore this red hat on the show. Yeah, yeah I totally remember.
8. Interrupt someone talking to you and ask, “Do you hear that?” When they ask “What?” quickly say, “Never mind, it’s gone now.” See how many times you can do this in a conversation.
7. Send out your emails or text messages with no spaces or punctuation marks, the longer the messages the better.
6. Scream out random numbers when someone is counting.
5. Sing the Lamb Chops Play along song. It goes like this, “This is the song that doesn’t end. Oh yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…(then you start again)”
4. End a conversation by putting your hands over your ears and repeating, “La la la la la, I’m not listening.”
3. Walk out of a movie theater talking loudly enough for others to hear about how one of the main character’s die (even if they don’t). Works especially well for movies with line ups.
2. In rush hour traffic, put your hazards on and watch as everyone tries to get around you.
1. Test how long you can scream for. Then try to beat that record with your next breath.
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